{"id":40,"date":"2013-12-30T12:29:39","date_gmt":"2013-12-30T12:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/t.zy.io\/?page_id=40"},"modified":"2015-01-15T22:28:34","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T22:28:34","slug":"birldo","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Birldo"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">The Birldo Chronicles 1655-2145<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\r\n\t\t<style type='text\/css'>\r\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\r\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\r\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\r\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\r\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\r\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\r\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\r\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t<\/style>\r\n\t\t<!-- see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php -->\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-40 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-medium gallery1'><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\/\/ <![CDATA[\r\n\tjQuery(document).ready(function () {\r\n\t\tjQuery(\".gallery1 a\").attr(\"rel\",\"gallery1\");\t\r\n\t\tjQuery('a[rel=\"gallery1\"]').colorbox({maxWidth:\"95%\", maxHeight:\"95%\",title: function(){ return jQuery(this).children().attr(\"alt\"); }, });\r\n\t});\r\n\/\/ ]]>\r\n<\/script>\n<dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/clivebirldo-728x1024.jpg\" title=\"Meanwhile, mistakenly believing that Birldo is now Clive Bedsit, Clive Bedsit in turn crudely becomes Birldo.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/clivebirldo-213x300.jpg\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Meanwhile, mistakenly believing that Birldo is now Clive Bedsit, Clive Bedsit in turn crudely becomes Birldo.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption87\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Meanwhile, mistakenly believing that Birldo is now Clive Bedsit, Clive Bedsit in turn crudely becomes Birldo.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2012-06-26-15.05.11-768x1024.jpg\" title=\" Birldo traps himself in an ice cave with a group of explorers. \" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2012-06-26-15.05.11-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\" Birldo traps himself in an ice cave with a group of explorers. \" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption76\"><span class=\"imagecaption\"> Birldo traps himself in an ice cave with a group of explorers. <\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140712_1310562-700x690.jpg\" title=\"Birldo visits the buffet. Gets money&#039;s worth.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_20140712_1310562-300x295.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"295\" alt=\"Birldo visits the buffet. Gets money&#039;s worth.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption439\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo visits the buffet. Gets money's worth.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1499-768x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo, BBC&#039;s Rogue Traders enforcer\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1499-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo, BBC&#039;s Rogue Traders enforcer\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption93\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo, BBC's Rogue Traders enforcer<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/image-582x700.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/image-250x300.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2012-06-02-08.11.13-768x1024.jpg\" title=\"Poker Face\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2012-06-02-08.11.13-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Poker Face\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption75\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Poker Face<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1452-768x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo visits the moon...Just knocks about\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1452-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo visits the moon...Just knocks about\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption90\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo visits the moon...Just knocks about<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/552503_10100553163458405_1591870373_n.jpg\" title=\"Alternate Reality Birldo\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/552503_10100553163458405_1591870373_n-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Alternate Reality Birldo\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption84\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Alternate Reality Birldo<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-09-13-14.59.28-1024x1015.jpg\" title=\"Back scratcher\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-09-13-14.59.28-300x297.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"297\" alt=\"Back scratcher\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption80\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Back scratcher<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1456-768x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo&#039;s Bimillenial Purge\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1456-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo&#039;s Bimillenial Purge\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption91\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo's Bimillenial Purge<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/quill-658x1024.jpg\" title=\"Writer&#039;s Block\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/quill-192x300.jpg\" width=\"192\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Writer&#039;s Block\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption96\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Writer's Block<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2012-06-02-08.10.26-768x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo, Out\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2012-06-02-08.10.26-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo, Out\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption74\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo, Out<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1485-1024x768.jpg\" title=\"Age 246\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1485-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" alt=\"Age 246\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption92\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Age 246<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/incognito-1024x724.jpg\" title=\"Incognito\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/incognito-300x212.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" alt=\"Incognito\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption95\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Incognito<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/birldobedsit-768x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo emerges disparagingly from chrysalis (thus avoiding capital gains tax) as Clive Bedsit.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/birldobedsit-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo emerges disparagingly from chrysalis (thus avoiding capital gains tax) as Clive Bedsit.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption86\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo emerges disparagingly from chrysalis (thus avoiding capital gains tax) as Clive Bedsit.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-12-04-15.15.41-1024x782.jpg\" title=\"Birldo Maketh the Space Toast\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-12-04-15.15.41-300x229.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" alt=\"Birldo Maketh the Space Toast\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption100\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo Maketh the Space Toast<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1581-768x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo&#039;s New Gnashers\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1581-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo&#039;s New Gnashers\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption94\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo's New Gnashers<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/280-1024x631.jpg\" title=\"Birldo stifles sneeze on Eastern Seaboard. Some repercussions\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/280-300x184.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"184\" alt=\"Birldo stifles sneeze on Eastern Seaboard. Some repercussions\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption73\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo stifles sneeze on Eastern Seaboard. Some repercussions<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-09-15-17.12.16-1024x763.jpg\" title=\"A Vapourous Treat\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-09-15-17.12.16-300x223.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" alt=\"A Vapourous Treat\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption81\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">A Vapourous Treat<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/1276842_10100904387457695_1078683327_o-1024x782.jpg\" title=\"For Daniel &amp; Danielle.  Cloud from FF7 disturbs Birldo in his holiday lair.  Pity.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/1276842_10100904387457695_1078683327_o-300x229.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" alt=\"For Daniel &amp; Danielle.  Cloud from FF7 disturbs Birldo in his holiday lair.  Pity.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption99\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">For Daniel & Danielle.  Cloud from FF7 disturbs Birldo in his holiday lair.  Pity.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-09-12-18.14.17-868x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo tries on puny western attire.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-09-12-18.14.17-254x300.jpg\" width=\"254\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo tries on puny western attire.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption79\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo tries on puny western attire.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rr-699x1024.jpg\" title=\"Roswell 1973 - Birldo relaxes to the distant sounds of galaxy annihilation.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rr-205x300.jpg\" width=\"205\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Roswell 1973 - Birldo relaxes to the distant sounds of galaxy annihilation.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption97\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Roswell 1973 - Birldo relaxes to the distant sounds of galaxy annihilation.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-09-12-15.41.16-917x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo Strikes First\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-09-12-15.41.16-268x300.jpg\" width=\"268\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo Strikes First\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption78\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo Strikes First<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/10489_10100566365820765_1389520623_n.jpg\" title=\"After several financially lucrative months, Birldo Bedsit partakes in some light grooming of his new gnashers.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/10489_10100566365820765_1389520623_n-199x300.jpg\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" alt=\"After several financially lucrative months, Birldo Bedsit partakes in some light grooming of his new gnashers.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption82\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">After several financially lucrative months, Birldo Bedsit partakes in some light grooming of his new gnashers.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1428-768x1024.jpg\" title=\"Birldo MD\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/IMG_1428-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Birldo MD\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption89\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Birldo MD<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/171905_10100569769340085_142947058_o-640x1024.jpg\" title=\"Out of his way. Puny rocky terrestrial.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/171905_10100569769340085_142947058_o-187x300.jpg\" width=\"187\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Out of his way. Puny rocky terrestrial.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption83\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Out of his way. Puny rocky terrestrial.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/speakeasy-650x1024.jpg\" title=\"Boston 1922 - Speakeasy Birldo\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/speakeasy-190x300.jpg\" width=\"190\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Boston 1922 - Speakeasy Birldo\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption98\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Boston 1922 - Speakeasy Birldo<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/665473_10100572581833825_1090589942_o-642x1024.jpg\" title=\"The road is endless... ...Shouldn&#039;t have eaten my ride.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/665473_10100572581833825_1090589942_o-188x300.jpg\" width=\"188\" height=\"300\" alt=\"The road is endless... ...Shouldn&#039;t have eaten my ride.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption85\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">The road is endless... ...Shouldn't have eaten my ride.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/hitler-658x1024.jpg\" title=\"Berlin 1945 - Birldo stumbles upon underground lair. Likes it. Removes previous occupant.\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/hitler-192x300.jpg\" width=\"192\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Berlin 1945 - Birldo stumbles upon underground lair. Likes it. Removes previous occupant.\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption88\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Berlin 1945 - Birldo stumbles upon underground lair. Likes it. Removes previous occupant.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><dl class=\"gallery-item\">\n<dt class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-06-27-16.16.04-522x1024.jpg\" title=\"Rocking a comb over\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/2013-06-27-16.16.04-152x300.jpg\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Rocking a comb over\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/dt><dd class=\"gallery-caption\" id=\"caption77\"><span class=\"imagecaption\">Rocking a comb over<\/span><br \/>\n<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Birldo Chronicles 1655-2145 &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-40","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/40\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":642,"href":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/40\/revisions\/642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tardismeat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}